go home cat, you are drunk.
people who have the same name as me are competition
“I’m glad I raised a beyonce and not a michelle.” - my mom
Unsure of how to take this…
the amount of times i scream at the cat “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE SOUND I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU” makes me very surprised that my neighbors haven’t called the cops on me yet. honestly people what are you thinking i know you can hear me
strictlybecca said: come to boston!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you and miss you
what are you doing later this month?! i’ve been dying to go to the #nofilter show and the dc event is sold out but now there is an early show in boston - would you go!? i’m sure we’d be in a sea of teenage girls but i could careless. Plus I might faint so it would be preferable to have someone there to catch me.
pretty sure i just decided to leave my job and get out of Maryland??
look at me making grown up decisions and deciding to go do something i actually want to do!!! this weird sense of calm i’m feeling is either my inner compass saying, “IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME”, or the start of a Britney Spears style downward spiral, and despite the fact that i legitimately just spent sex minutes admiring myself in the mirror i don’t think i could pull off a shaved head.
stay tuned!! also hello internet it’s been a while
do I descend into madness?
… i literally just googled him oh my god kev what the fuck. you’re living a seinfeld episode right now.
and the worst part about it is in this episode I’M GEORGE
strictlybecca replied to your post: i never thought there would come a day when i… whaaaaaa
i know becca i know!!
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY ABS HE HAS
well i have because i fucking googled him and oh yes you can google him because he is LIL ROMEO