Kevin | Washington, DC | 21

DMV native and occasional student. Fulltime workaholic. Scrabble fiend and Sudoku maniac, and lover of all things Mexican (sombreros, food, tequila, etc.). Those are really the most important things you need to know about me.

i haven’t posted in two months. how is it that i’ve actually gained followers? what is wrong with you people?

clintbarton:

Damaged Suits (20never)

A big bank CEO is charged with fraud and embezzlement, and thousands lose their entire savings and retirement. With Patty Hewes (Glenn Close) representing the defendants and Harvey Specter (Gabriel Macht) representing the CEO, what happens when New York’s two most powerful and successful attorneys are pitted against each other?

I would watch this strictly for the Jessica/Patty fierceness but Patty would definitely eat Harvey alive. 

(Source: atticusross)

i have the worst caffeine headache ever

because i have not had coffee in two days

and i need to make some now

but everytime i move my head it hurts

also i am lazy

so i haven’t left bed all day

thank you internet for making this possible

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

don’t act like you didn’t watch this. 

(Source: sonicjeb)

strag:

#HADES IS SASSY GAY FRIEND #GIRL DON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE ON A GUY #BUY HIS ACTION FIGURE INSTEAD IT CAPTURES HIS BEST SIDE SO WELL #HE ALMOST GETS CRUSHED BY A PILLAR SO WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES?! #YOU DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE? YEAH CRAZY. NOT SUICIDAL. #PUT WONDERBOY DOWN AND COME TO THE SANDAL SALE WITH ME #THEY JUST GOT SOME GREAT NEW PINK ONES IN YOUR SIZE #THEY’LL REALLY WEIGH OUT YOUR HIPS

spendingtimewatching:

Logical reaction by Abed - Community 3x05

Anonymous: Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are BOTH convicted felons. Snoop Dogg for weapons charges and cocaine possession, and Martha Stewart for stock fraud. Hmmm... black man=weapons and drug charges, white woman=corporate fraud charges... seems to me that stereotypes are alive and well according to this photograph and the facts behind it. Bad choice of words and pictures here, dude.

My first anon-withfeelings~ is Martha Stewart. 

I want a Grandma Jwoww. 

(Source: jonwithabullet)